Do you liken Jesus to laundry detergent–in that he'll one day remove the stain of your original sin?

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  1. President Ackerman says:
    July 1, 2010 at 1:36 am

    Wow, if it takes over 6000 years for the detergent to work, I’m going back to shop for better detergent.

  2. Kathleen says:
    July 1, 2010 at 1:36 am

    No, I don’t. God is the only living water, it is He who will wash my sins away and laundry detergent won’t be necessary.

  3. imrod says:
    July 1, 2010 at 1:36 am

    There’s an old Christian hymn in many Protestant circles:

    What can wash away your sin?
    Nothing but the blood of Jesus.

  4. Spencer Reid says:
    July 1, 2010 at 1:36 am

    This may well be the worst metaphor that I’ve ever come across in my life.

  5. The Least of Jesus' Brothers says:
    July 1, 2010 at 1:36 am

    Sins cannot be removed. The punishment can be lessened, someone else can stand in for my punishment, someone can forgive me, but the sin itself CANNOT BE REMOVED.

    It happened, it is fact, it is undeniable. To simply ‘assume’ that some guy that is mentioned in an ancient book has you covered is incredibly selfish and naive. It is loathable. It is self-righteous. It is looking for a way to feel ‘okay’ that you harmed someone.

  6. Higgs Boson says:
    July 1, 2010 at 1:36 am

    I liken Jesus to a dead guy that probably never existed.

  7. luchadora says:
    July 1, 2010 at 1:36 am

    Jesus has already shed His blood on the cross for my sins. Yours, too.

  8. Nivek Noslen says:
    July 1, 2010 at 1:36 am

    You can not possible compare the Son of God the lamb who is worthy to open the seal to laundry soap. Once you accept Christ his blood cleanse you from your sin. He will soon come and this earth will soon be utterly destroyed

  9. gutbucket says:
    July 1, 2010 at 1:36 am

    No, I would liken him to bleach, because if you ingest it, it’s poison, and if you use too much in your wash, it will make your clothes holy.

  10. Evolved Ape says:
    July 1, 2010 at 1:36 am

    Jesus is like the Tide with Bleach of religion.

  11. 6'7 large guard says:
    July 1, 2010 at 1:36 am

    There is no "original sin". You are severely retarded if you think babies who are not baptized are going to hell. In fact, I believe hell is not even permanent. God is the most forgiving…

  12. Joshua says:
    July 1, 2010 at 1:36 am

    No, Jesus is just like bleach. He ruins all the color, fun and if you drink it it kills brain cells.

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