There’s a mysterious stain on my leather chaps that looks like the Virgin Mary; is this a miracle?

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I have no idea where the stain might have come from.

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  1. bad tim, reindeer are sexy says:
    August 15, 2009 at 9:49 am

    hey! i have the exact same stain on MY leather chaps, only it’s reversed.

    weird, isn’t it?

  2. Secksay Jeebus, v3.2 says:
    August 15, 2009 at 9:49 am

    Before i forget, can i have those stain colored water paints back that i lent you?

  3. Glacier (again?!) says:
    August 15, 2009 at 9:49 am

    Quick, sell it on eBay to a fruity fundamentalist!

  4. Snake Goddess says:
    August 15, 2009 at 9:49 am

    I think you’re onto something.

  5. Ethan says:
    August 15, 2009 at 9:49 am

    Sacrifice them to Jesus on Christmas. He loves those kinds of things as birthday gifts, for some reason.

  6. Tercáno Manwë says:
    August 15, 2009 at 9:49 am

    The real question is, "what does God want you to do by this ‘Sign?’"
    Or maybe it is just product placement.
    I guess you have some spiritual revenue coming your way.

  7. solarant says:
    August 15, 2009 at 9:49 am

    No it’s a starbucks latte doing its best to fool you

  8. PvtStorm says:
    August 15, 2009 at 9:49 am

    No.

  9. 27PurpleRoses says:
    August 15, 2009 at 9:49 am

    No, it is a random stain, not a miracle. If you practice tye-dying, you will find many of the spots have some resemblance to another person, place or thing.

  10. timyang19 says:
    August 15, 2009 at 9:49 am

    As much a miracle as me finding the word BOOBS on my calculator when I flip it upside down after typing 28008.

  11. Orlando57 says:
    August 15, 2009 at 9:49 am

    no its the NON-Virgin HAIRY

  12. The Notorious P.I.G says:
    August 15, 2009 at 9:49 am

    I would be more concerned with your wearing of chaps….tan the origin of the stains thereupon

  13. Steve Adams says:
    August 15, 2009 at 9:49 am

    all stains are not miracles. if they were monica lewinsky would be a saint. I say the stain on your chaps came from an external source. by the way, how do you know what the virgin mary looks like, I didn’t know they had pictures of her. was the virgin mary blonde? I always pictured her as a dark haired gal. you also have no idea where the earth came from but that doesn’t make the earth a virgin mary.

  14. M (Sarcophilus harrisii) says:
    August 15, 2009 at 9:49 am

    I see an audience with His Holiness in your future.

  15. Wesley B says:
    August 15, 2009 at 9:49 am

    YES YES YES!!! oh wait I forgot I no longer believe in god, and through meditation and true spirituallity we create our own miricles.

  16. connella says:
    August 15, 2009 at 9:49 am

    I know what it is! It’s a stain.

  17. Bitsy Nesbit, badtwin says:
    August 15, 2009 at 9:49 am

    Yea, verily, the holy spirit shall come onto thee and his name shalt be bad tim.

    I’m forever doing the dear man’s laundry.

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